I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
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We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
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I can't turn off my feet"
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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