Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
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This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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