I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
i came on her dog
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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