spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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