Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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