I heard we made out
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
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We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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