So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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