I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
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I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Couch. On fire.
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