we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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