that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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