Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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