I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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