you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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