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I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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