Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
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Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
try to milk me bitch
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