You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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