susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I can't put those talents on a resume
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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