She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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