You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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