you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
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So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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