I'm really into asian looking animals
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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