You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
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he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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