i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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