you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
He's on the porch naked. Help.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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