I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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