Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Randomize
