He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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