This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
You dont lie about slip and slides
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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