CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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