we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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