Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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