Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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