Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
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Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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