Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
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Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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