Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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