Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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