Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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