There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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