what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
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do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
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