So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
vagina is talking i cant
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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