So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
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Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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