he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
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I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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