no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Would it be weird to bake him a cake that says "sorry I peed on your bed"?
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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