Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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