I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
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