if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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