she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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