i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Randomize
