Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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