You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
He passed out mid-signature
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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