we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
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i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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