Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize