Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
you would have been so proud of how classy i just looked at the pharmacy with my $10 off plan b coupon. so resourceful.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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