Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
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