He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
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