OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Is it penis luge time yet?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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