when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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